BONUS NUMBER 111: THE WORLD NEEDS MORE CANADA
(Did You Sleep With the Models?)
As the U.S. Idiot-in-Chief threatens Canada and other allies — or has he made them former allies? — with oppressive tariffs on imports, it’s time for the Mounties to retaliate. This one to the front. He looks forceful.
Which is a word that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau used in his reply to the idiot’s threats: “We are ready with a response,” he said. “A purposeful, forceful, but reasonable, immediate response.”
One option in the avoidance of a foolish trade war is the exact opposite of what Trump has been mouthing about: Let the United States become the eleventh Canadian province! Think what a beneficent influence a sane country might have on American arrogance, ignorance, and scumbag stupidity at the top. There’s just one problem, however.
Canada doesn’t want us.
Breaking News: A few hours ago, Prime Minister Trudeau of Canada, along with Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum, announced the imposition of retaliatory tariffs on U.S. products coming into their countries.