BONUS NUMBER 82: HEY, ASSHOLE!! WHO YOU CALLING A CHILDLESS CAT LADY?
(Did You Sleep With the Models?)
Which one would you trust as vice president, J.D. Vance, the Yale hillbilly and Trump brown noser, or Jethro Clampett, graduate of elementary school, who is kind, good natured, loyal, and truthful?
As all the world knows, Vance put his foot in it with his infamous statement that Vice President Kamala Harris is one of “a bunch of childless cat ladies who are miserable at their own lives.” How could anyone be more miserable than an unstable turncoat who mused, not long ago, that Trump might be “America’s Hitler” and “a moral disaster” — and then joined up with the Mar-a-Lago nazis?
Jennifer Aniston replied to Vance’s ludicrous assertion with a dignified statement that made him look even smaller and tackier than before: “All I can say is, Mr. Vance, I pray that your daughter is fortunate enough to bear children of her own one day,” Aniston wrote in her post. “I hope she will not need to turn to IVF as a second option. Because you are trying to take that away from her, too.”
Rumors are flying that the Trump campaign has buyer’s remorse over Vance. As a columnist in the Washington Post pointed out yesterday, “the Bush-Quayle and McCain-Palin campaigns learned the hard way that it is never a good thing when the No. 2 person on the ticket becomes the story.” (Dan Quayle in 1988 and Sarah Palin in 2008 were more brazenly stupid than Vance, but he’s catching up fast.)
Is it true that Trump is behind Vance 1,000 percent…the extent of George McGovern’s confidence in his running mate, Senator Eagleton, in 1972 — just before he dumped him?
MANDATE IS THE BEST REVENGE. LEIGH W. RUTLEDGE ALWAYS HAS A COMEBACK…THIS TIME IT’S CAT WORSHIP:
